
‘Joining our party makes you a fanny magnet’, claims UKIP
If there’s one thing that turns a man into a fanny magnet it’s being a senior member of UKIP, according to reports today.
View article >If there’s one thing that turns a man into a fanny magnet it’s being a senior member of UKIP, according to reports today.
View article >Donald Trump weights 239lbs and is in great physical shape, the new White House doctor has confirmed in a statement.
If a rotund septuagenarian on a fast food diet is your definition of ‘excellent health’, is it any wonder that the country is struggling with an obesity epidemic, the United States has been told today.
The physician who conducted Donald Trump’s first presidential medical on Friday has been seen tearing around town in some fancy new wheels, according to reports.
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