In a move calculated to put the dark days of Section 28 homophobia behind it, the Conservative Party has declared that it has set itself a target that 25% of sexual assaults by Tory politicians will have a queer or genderqueer aspect to them moving forward. Simon Williams MP, Minister for Hoping Rumours Never Come
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The Oxford English Dictionary has added a second definition to ‘BJ the Prime Minister’ after it was revealed to also be a verb as well as a noun.
Professional groper Simon Williams has today tendered his resignation after having been identified as a Conservative MP in what he has described as a ‘moment of madness’.
As Minister for the orange Trivial Pursuit category, Nadine Dorries has an encyclopaedic knowledge of British sporting history. She talked us through some of her favourite memories.
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