Volcano fire can’t melt gold rings, insists Sauron truther
The fall of the dark tower of Barad-Dur was an ‘inside job’ carried out to justify oppression of the orcs, according to noted ‘3/Age Truther’ Simonwise Williams.
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Boris Johnson ‘no great great great great grandson’ of mine, says Swiss mummy
A mummy discovered in the Swiss city of Basel has moved fast to distance herself from links to the Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.
Boris appears with no pants on and farts national anthem in new attempt to get sacked
Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson gave a press conference earlier without trousers and pants and proceeded to fart the national anthem.
Boris asks Theresa May to increase his penis length by 10 centimetres
Leaked minutes from Cabinet meetings have dealt a blow to Theresa May as it shows a confident Boris requesting the government try to make real any boast or promise he has ever made.
