Aliens demanding “Take us to your leader” urged to keep their expectations low
Aliens have landed and have been urged to brace themselves for something of a disappointment.
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Theresa May takes credit for chimps evolving into humans
Following news that Theresa May has taken credit for an EU directive to ban credit card charges, she has now made the claim that the evolution of chimps into humans happened as a direct result of Tory government policy.
EU left reeling as delegation of British MPs meet Michel Barnier without trying some pathetic media stunt
Brussels was set abuzz yesterday as a cross-party group of Remain MPs met Michel Barnier but did not invite the press to a cringe-worthy display of jingoism designed to placate senescent tabloid readers in Berkshire.
Woman who magically found £1bn to save her own job unable to find anything to save 20,000 jobs
A woman who magically found £1bn of taxpayer money in order to save her own job has admitted she’s struggling to find the government money required to save 20,000 jobs.
