Politics

Brexiters excitedly repeating ‘we survived The Blitz’ reminded that many people didn’t

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Brexiters who repeatedly affirm that Britain will survive a no-deal Brexit because they survived The Blitz have been reminded that there were one or two casualties during that period in time.

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Theresa May rebukes EU for official document calling the UK a “dank shithole full of cretins”

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The row between Britain and the EU deepened following the publication of a document claiming Gibraltar was a colony and Britons were “by and large turnip-farming racists.”

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Oh just let the Brexit rioters kill me, says tired and fed up Queen

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Her Majesty the Queen has instructed her staff to let any rioters do what they want because she’s had enough.

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Theresa May ‘stuck in a time loop’, being forced to make the same Brexit offer over and over again

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Theresa May keeps waking up to find Parliament is forcing her to make the same Brexit offer every day.

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Shock as Brexiter completes rant without mentioning World War II

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There was widespread shock at the news that a Leave voter managed to complete a diatribe about post-Brexit Britain without invoking World War II.

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Corbyn and May bond over shared love of betraying supporters’ interests to secure power

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Labour leader and deluded shambles Jeremy Corbyn met dangerous incompetent Theresa May yesterday, and they were both surprised to discover a bond form over their shared love of betraying their supporters’ interests in exchange for clinging to power.

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Theresa May hails ‘successful EU renegotiation’ after agreeing to hand over Wales

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Theresa May has given away Wales to the EU.

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No-deal Brexit will be ‘brilliant for Britain’, insists complete f*cking moron

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A ‘hard no-deal Brexit’ is the best option for Britain and the experts claiming it will inflict devastating harm on the economy are definitely wrong, insists a complete fucking moron this morning.

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“Oh, will you just f**k off,” EU tells Britain

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The EU has responded to news that the British Parliament had voted for Theresa May to seek changes to the backstop in surprisingly strident fashion.

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Samantha Cameron reassures David he’ll be mainly remembered for legalising same-sex marriage

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Samantha Cameron has today reassured her husband, former Prime Minister David Cameron, that he’ll probably be mainly remembered for legalising same-sex marriage, and not anything else.

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