Theresa May asks China for political asylum
Theresa May has thrown the government into turmoil when she used a banquet in Beijing to escape her bodyguards and ask junior members of Xi Jinping’s staff for permanent asylum.
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Kim Jong-un completes LEGO Millennium Falcon without instructions
PYONGYANG, NK – Kim Jong-un, the immortal Supreme Leader of North Korea, has constructed the Star Wars LEGO Millenium Falcon toy from start to finish without referring to the instructions a single time.
Theresa May announces historic trade agreement with China Town, Winchester
Theresa May has sought to reaffirm Britain’s role on the global stage by announcing a lucrative trade agreement with China Town, Winchester.
Brexit impact statements described as ‘Project Fear’ by the Government that wrote them
Brexit impact studies have been described as ‘speculative fearmongering’ by the Government that actually wrote them today.
