Defeated Tory leadership candidate Rishi Sunak has improved his mood by glancing briefly at his bank balance. The distraught former Chancellor found himself defeated by Liz Truss in a vote of the Conservative membership and was left devastated upon realising he will soon drift from the public’s consciousness. However, an aide immediately brightened his mood
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