Complete simpleton still doing facebook questionnaires
Despite an overwhelming tsunami of reasons why he shouldn’t, local simpleton Simon Williams is still sharing Facebook quizzes with his friends.
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Corbyn wants “incontrovertible evidence” that it’s raining before he’ll put a coat on
Jeremy Corbyn wants to see “incontrovertible evidence” of rainfall before he will accept that is the reason he is getting wet.
Tony Blair remains dangerously erect four days after Syrian intervention
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair’s erection remains strong some four days after first becoming tumescent on hearing news of British military intervention in the Middle East.
Democratic referendum on final Brexit deal would definitely be undemocratic, claims Brexiter terrified of losing it
Following a day of rallies across the United Kingdom campaigning for a democratic vote to determine if the will of the people is in favour of Brexit once the deal is known, a Brexiter has insisted this would be going against the will of the people.
