Politics

David Cameron enjoys sandwich like he didn’t completely f**king ruin the country for years to come

David Cameron, ex-Prime Minister and twice winner of the annual Human Being Who Most Resembles Some Ham award, was seen yesterday enjoying a nice sandwich, as if he wasn’t the man with ultimate responsibility for the complete f**king ruination of Great Britain for years to come.

Brexiters vow to boycott Amazon as soon as they can work out what it is

Amazon’s decision to warn of civil unrest in the case of a hard Brexit, has led many ardent Leavers furiously calling for strong action as soon they decide if it is a parcel service or one of those telly channels people watch on their phone.

President Trump dives head first into another willy-waving contest

President Trump is shaking his cock at Iran this time.

Theresa May still Prime Minister

Theresa May is still Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, despite everything.

Republican pro-lifers defend right-to-life of Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia virus

Nigel Farage excited to know when he’s going to be put on a banknote

David Davis to bring back Parliament’s sovereignty by not telling it anything about Brexit talks

Donald Trump to release health report confirming impressively large hands

Donald Trump accuses Hillary Clinton of having a ‘woman’s period’

MP cull won’t stop spread of unelected peers, warn experts

Hillary Clinton ‘medically fit for presidency’ despite being crushed by falling house

Jeremy Corbyn to stand in David Cameron’s constituency

The Wurzels cancel order for brand new combine harvester amidst Brexit uncertainty

New plastic £5 note ‘rigorously tested’ in Parliament lavatories

David Cameron begins search for new thing to fuck up

David Cameron to stand down as MP to pursue dream of becoming pig farmer

Corbyn supporters just a tinfoil hat away from going ‘full Ukip’

Bill Clinton offers to rub ‘Special Cream’ on Hillary’s chest for 109th time

Ambitious children keen to become next generation of academics the government ignore

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