British manners declared dead as Boris doesn’t apologise purely for being rude
Personal attacks on people’s appearance no longer warrant an apology, according to society today.
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Trump unveils sexy, velour Space Force uniforms
The uniforms for America’s new Space Force will be designed for smooth comfort and easy access, White House sources have confirmed today.
Typical bloody immigrant wants to bring their whole family over with them
America’s overnight immigration statistics have rocketed by another two after Donald Trump decided to invite the in-laws.
Boris isn’t racist, it was just part of his cunning plan to seize power, confirms Lord Blackadder
Lord Blackadder has weighed into the burka debate by excusing Boris Johnson’s remarks as merely a bit of political manoeuvring.
