Saudi Arabia has claimed that murdered journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, died in a legitimate, bare-knuckle fist fight with a group of like-minded men who enjoy letting off steam.
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Brexit secretary Dominic Raab has opened a new restaurant called ‘The Meaningful Choice’ where guests will be given the option of eating the one thing his staff have prepared, or going home hungry.
The British government has told its Saudi equivalent that it has a range of bone saws available if Arabian tastes now go beyond missiles and fighter jets.
A new case of mad cow disease has been confirmed after the animal in question mooed in favour of a no-deal Brexit.
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