Life expectancy in Britain has stopped rising for the first time in recorded history and it’s definitely Brexit’s fault, according to reports this morning.
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Theresa May’s government would face exile under proposed new laws to prevent non-skilled EU citizens from working in the UK.
In an attempt to demonstrate the government’s preparation in case of a no deal Brexit, the prime minister has outlined her vision of a post-Brexit immigration system where wealthy investors and highly qualified experts will easily be able to come help harvest asparagus.
Simon Williams, 38, today wistfully recalled the simpler, happier times when the word ‘Brexit’ just sounded like a funny name for a breakfast cereal.
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