Leading anti-EU Victorian throwback Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested the public have their butlers keep the pantry well-stocked in preparation for a no-deal Brexit.
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After a hilarious performance at the UN General Assembly, the US President has said he would take time off his busy golfing schedule and become a support act of the troubled comedian, due to their shared musings about life’s frustrations and borderline criminal behaviour towards women.
The first person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn’s speech to the Labour Party Conference has been sent to the salt mines, we can confirm.
The rescue operation for what was believed to be a Beluga whale stranded in the river Thames has been called off, as the former Foreign Secretary confirmed that he was, in fact, the half tonne pasty beast floundering around naked in the water as hoards of onlookers looked on.
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