Esther McVey and Andrea Leadsom awake to find horse heads in their beds
Leading Brexit campaigners Esther McVey and Andrea Leadsom have told of waking up to find severed horse heads in their beds.
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“I refuse to be drenched in anything other than hooker piss” confirms Trump
If it’s not urine, it’s not worth it, according to the President of the United States.
“You can have a freakshake when you stop being so f*cking fat” confirms government
No, of course you can’t enjoy a freakshake, you fat sack of shit, confirmed this government this morning.
Aliens prepared to intervene over Irish backstop
Creatures from another world are among the latest to suggest Theresa May’s Brexit plan is total wank, it has emerged.
