New Brexit Secretary Stephen Barclay has been inaugurated into his new role at the Department for Exiting the EU after swallowing a massive goblet of shit, as is customary for those occupying his office.
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Dominic Raab is NOT a sex robot that has broken his programming, according to reports this afternoon.
The DWP have told loveable bear Pudsey that he should go and find work instead of receiving handouts, on account of the fact he is not fully blind.
Steven Spielberg has announced that a new Indiana Jones film will be about the search for a Brexit deal which will make everyone better off.
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