Most MPs still waiting for Wikipedia synopsis of Brexit agreement before reading it
It has been revealed that the majority of MPs haven’t yet read the draft Brexit agreement because it’s really long and boring.
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‘Five Brexiteers’ demand that EU is excluded from future Brexit renegotiations
The so-called ‘Five Brexiteers,’ Michael Gove, Penny Mourdant, Larry, Curly, and Moe, who all remained in Theresa May’s cabinet to try and change the draft withdrawal deal, have demanded that the EU is excluded from any renegotiations.
Some bloke called Steve named Brexit Secretary for a bit
Comedy Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that the new Brexit Secretary will be a bloke called Steve.
New Brexit Secretary inaugurated with traditional goblet of bubbling turds
New Brexit Secretary Stephen Barclay has been inaugurated into his new role at the Department for Exiting the EU after swallowing a massive goblet of shit, as is customary for those occupying his office.
