Theresa May advised never to play poker
The Prime Minister has been advised never to play cards because she is clearly terrible at bluffing.
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse spotted near Westminster
The fabled Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been spotted eating lunch at a Westminster cafe.
Trump’s wall to be reinforced with ‘thoughts and prayers’ after success in preventing school shootings
President Trump has revealed that the wall he intends to build along the border with Mexico will be made from the strongest material; thoughts and prayers.
Philip May reassures Theresa: ‘At least it’s the last time you’ll have to get up on a cold Monday morning’
The Prime Minister is shaking off the Monday blues with the comforting thought that this time next week she’ll be having a lovely lie in.
