Following Jeremy Corbyn’s denouncement of the ‘zombie government’, leading zombies have objected to the comparison to May’s government and are demanding a public apology.
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The DUP are terrified that Labour’s motion of no confidence will lead to a new government and the end of their political influence.
In an exclusive interview this morning, every politician in Britain has insisted the only way forward is for other people to change their position, and not them.
Theresa May will face a vote of no confidence in parliament this evening but is relieved the vote was called by the only MP in the houses of parliament with a lower approval rating than hers.
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