“F**k knows, we’re past caring, it’s like the living dead in here” revealed as new Conservative Party slogan
The Conservative Party have announced a new slogan for their party as the country lumbers closer to Brexit.
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DUP demand Theresa May perform Cersei Lannister-style ‘walk of shame’ in return for Brexit support
Noted sane and reasonable political party the DUP have confirmed that Theresa May resigning will not be enough to convince them to support her deal.
Simon Cowell advises Theresa May to concoct shameless personal backstory in order to win Brexit vote
Simon Cowell has suggested Theresa May devise an elaborate sob story involving a dead mum, a past eating disorder or a gravely ill family pet in order to win the third meaningful vote.
David Cameron currently enjoying a nice cup of tea in his garden without a care in the world
Former Prime Minister and swine-botherer David Cameron is spending yet another carefree day chilling out in his garden, according to reports.
