Back my deal and I’ll cancel Army target practice with your face, May tells Corbyn
Theresa May will order the army to cease practising head shots on Jeremy Corbyn if Labour backs her piece-of-shit deal, it has emerged.
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Incompetent leader hopeful alliance with rubbish opposition will secure support for crap deal that everyone hates
Theresa May is confident that Jeremy Corbyn is the missing piece in her carefully laid plans for Brexit.
Steve ‘Brexit hard man’ Baker to feature in upcoming Danny Dyer documentary
Danny Dyer is to be filmed spending time in the terrifying presence of self-styled ‘Brexit Hardman’ Steve Baker, his agent has today confirmed.
Cats in doorways getting tired of being used as Brexit metaphor
The nation’s felines have begun to protest that pictures of them looking outside from an open door are constantly being posted online by middle-class cat owners along with comparisons to Brexit that were mildly amusing in 2016 but are now a tired cliché.
