Tommy Robinson hiring lactose tolerant bodyguards
Far-right professional bigot Tommy Robinson is running adverts in local newspapers for “big blokes who don’t mind getting a bit milky”.
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Standing-at-the-back-dressed-stupidly-and-looking-stupid Party takes three Tory councils
The Standing-at-the-back-dressed-stupidly-and-looking-stupid party has made significant gains in yesterday’s local council elections.
Gavin Williamson’s kids wondering if he could swear on the life of something else please
Having someone swear on your life is never pleasant, especially when that person is a professional politician, according to Gavin Williamson’s kids this morning.
Baldrick named new Defence Secretary
Following the sacking of Gavin Williamson, Theresa May has made her most sensible choice for a cabinet Minister yet.
