Sewage leak in House of Commons traced to Mark Francois’ mouth
A stream of raw, untreated effluent which stalled parliamentary business yesterday has been traced to Mark Francois’ mouth, it has emerged.
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Donald Trump takes time out from grabbing pussy to criticise Joe Biden’s behaviour with women
President Trump has made a statement addressing recent revelations about potential rival Joe Biden’s behaviour with women.
Back my deal and I’ll cancel Army target practice with your face, May tells Corbyn
Theresa May will order the army to cease practising head shots on Jeremy Corbyn if Labour backs her piece-of-shit deal, it has emerged.
Incompetent leader hopeful alliance with rubbish opposition will secure support for crap deal that everyone hates
Theresa May is confident that Jeremy Corbyn is the missing piece in her carefully laid plans for Brexit.
