Liz Truss set to appoint Witchfinder General to root out Civil Service Witchcraft
Actual Prime Minister Liz Truss will today announce the appointment of a Witchfinder General for the first time since the 17th Century.
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Carrie Johnson spotted sneaking back into Downing Street with a large cardboard box and a wallpaper stripper
Carrie Johnson has been spotted sneaking back into Downing Street this morning it is revealed holding a large empty cardboard box and a wallpaper stripper.
Liz Truss to borrow £100bn following advice from Dr Evil
Liz Truss will freeze energy costs, in a move which will cost £100bn. The latest Tory attempt at a Prime Minister is widely believed to have agreed to the move following consultation from her newest advisor, Dr Evil, a graduate of Evil Medical School. “I think you’ll find the plan checks out,” confirmed Dr Evil,
Huge delivery of printers arrives at HM Treasury as Liz Truss unveils her new economic strategy
Staff at HM Treasury are expected to be working ‘flat out’ to plug in and set up the printers that Liz Truss is going to need for her new economic strategy, according to reports today.
