Britain ‘best in the world’ at claiming to ‘be best in the world’
Britain is the best in the world at claiming to be the best in the world, according to new data released today.
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Gary Lineker returns to Match of the Day with promise not to feature any left-wingers
Saturday’s Match of the Day will be hosted by Gary Lineker once again, after it was agreed the show’s highlights would not feature any footballers that could be considered ‘of the left’.
“Strikes never achieve anything”, insists man who has seemingly missed the whole Gary Lineker thing
People who take strike action never achieve anything, and only causes pain and suffering for normal working people, according to a man who seemingly missed the news about Gary Lineker this morning.
BBC’s ‘Woke’ Wild Isles slammed by ministers for not showing support for new asylum bill
Ministers have launched a furious attack on the BBC after the first episode of their new prestige nature documentary Wild Isles showed no support for their new asylum bill.
