Politics

Brexiters cheered as re-emergence of Polio takes Britain another step back to its glorious past

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Brexiters have hailed the re-emergence of Polio in the British population as another step on their road back to the past.

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Government insists pensioners should get an inflation-busting increase in income despite only 67% of them voting Tory

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The government has today insisted that pensions will rise by the rate of inflation, while pay restraint is essential for unionised workers, despite the fact that only 67% of pensioners vote Tory.

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Labour insists it remains 100% behind workers right to strike, up until the moment they actually do

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Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer has reaffirmed his party’s complete support for any workers who wish to take strike action, support that will remain in place right up until the moment they actually do it.

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Labour’s Britain is a cesspit, insists Tory Government Minister

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It has emerged that MP Simon Williams – part of the Tory government that is actually in power – tweeted this morning that Britain under Labour is a rancid shit-hole of strikes and mass inflation.

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Boris names Carrie Symonds as new ethics advisor

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Boris Johnson has found a nice cushy number for his latest squeeze.

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Government offers weekly ‘clap for rail workers’ to end strike

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The Government has made a dramatic, last-minute offer of a weekly ‘clap for rail workers’ in an attempt to prevent the week-long rail strike set to cripple the country.

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Leaked photo reveals REAL reason for Boris Johnson’s ‘sinus’ operation

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A leaked photo from inside Downing Street has shown the real reason for Boris Johnson’s ‘minor’ operation on his ‘sinuses’.

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“WHAT SCANDAL?” asks Boris-friendly Times newspaper, over the roar of the shredders

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One of the scoops of the year seems to have mysteriously disappeared from The Times this morning.

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People who still believe in a ‘Brexit Dividend’ urged to avoid people selling magic beans

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Anyone who was tricked into believing in a ‘Brexit dividend’ has been urged to avoid scams that target the gullible for the foreseeable future.

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Could you be Boris Johnson’s next ethics advisor? Take our interactive test to find out!

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Boris Johnson has lost yet another ethics advisor, which means the position is once again open! But, the question remains, do YOU have what it takes to offer practical advice to the prime minister in matters of ethics? Could YOU guide him through the tricky waters of any morally ambiguous decisions he has to make? […]

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