Warmaster Horus to stand as ‘anti-establishment’ candidate in forthcoming elections
Warmaster Horus has pledged to break up the ‘cosy Terran consensus’ in the forthcoming elections, according to reports today.
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EU terribly excited to hear new Brexit suggestions from Britain
As chief negotiator and Tory stooge Olly Robbins travels to Brussels for further Brexit discussions, the EU have revealed just how excited they are to hear the new plans from Britain to leave the EU.
90 deaths per month would only be an issue if our ‘fit for work’ assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle, insists DWP
The Department for Work and Pensions has defended the latest figures which have shown 90 people a month die after being declared ‘fit for work’, insisting this would only be a problem if the assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle.
Theresa May to test Brexit on animals
With Brexit delayed and no cross-party consensus in sight, our increasingly desperate Prime Minister has had one of her brilliant ideas – test out her deal on animals first.
