Prime Minister Theresa May has dismissed proposals to employ more police officers to tackle knife crime as an April Fools Day prank.View article >
Two of Britain’s most prominent politicians will finally settle their Brexit differences with a match at next weekend’s Wrestlemania.
Good manners are currently the only thing preventing the British population rising up and tearing the ruling class to pieces in bloody insurrection.
Last Friday, March 29th, marked two years since Britain took the heroic step of triggering Article 50. That makes today, April the First, the ideal moment to step back and look at the incredible success that the process has been – and to look forward to the sunlit uplands promised.