Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been revealed today.View article >
All Tory Party ministers are to be sent a letter laying out in no uncertain terms that they are not living in a Carry On film.
Boris Johnson would have probably had sex with Vladimir Putin if he were a woman he has claimed today, which would have stopped her from invading Ukraine.
England is to follow Scotland’s lead and seek a referendum on independence from the people of Westminster. With a second Scottish referendum now looking more likely than ever, English people from around the country have insisted that independence from the Westminster-based government sounds pretty good to them. Englishman Simon Williams explained, “Just like our Scottish