Having sat patiently by his letterbox every day for the last two months, Jeremy Corbyn has concluded that his invitation to appear at Glastonbury again must have been lost in the post.
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Minister of something or other, Chris Grayling, has successfully pitched his tent at the wrong festival site, it has emerged.
Russian president Vladimir Putin has told the Financial Times that the West’s move to the dark side is now almost complete and that it should accept its inevitable destiny.
The campaign for Boris Johnson has lodged an official complaint with Ofcom about the BBC, claiming that the broadcaster deliberately censored his xenophobic comments in an effort to malignantly portray him as some sort of tolerant cosmopolitan.
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