The frontrunner to become the next Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has hit back against accusations that he had no policies, beyond a tax cut for himself, by promising that every British home, no matter how remote, will soon be able to discreetly arrange extramarital affairs through specialised websites.
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It has been announced that tonight’s debate between the potential Tory leaders will take the format of Cilla Black Saturday teatime classic Blind Date.
Andrea Leadsom has backed Boris Johnson for leader of the Conservative party, explaining that as a mother she feels she has to vote for the man who can’t confirm how many children he has.
With the government’s Brexit deal no closer to being agreed by parliament and many promises already broken, Brexiters who’ve spent almost three years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ are still waiting to find out precisely what they’ve won.
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