Michael Gove to join Motley Crue
Following the disappointment of failing to get through to the final two in the Tory leadership contest, Michael Gove has announced that he will be quitting politics to join Motley Crue.
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Mark Field buys ‘This Is What A Feminist Looks Like’ t-shirt
The Tory Minister that caused a social media uproar, by slamming a young woman into a pillar before grabbing her by the neck, has hit back against his critics by stating he doesn’t see gender when he violently overreacts to someone criticising his policies.
Tory minister leaps into action to bravely grab throat of woman threatening to use words he didn’t like
Tory minister Mark Field has lept to the defence of those sitting around him at a black-tie event by grabbing the throat of a woman in a red dinner dress who was saying things he didn’t like.
Tory leadership battle reduced to Tw*t vs C*nt
The Tory leadership battle is now down to it’s final two, where a twat will face a cunt to decide who runs the country into the fucking ground.
