After examining photographs in the press of his recent visits to Dayton and El Paso, President Trump has today chastised the survivors for ruining his photos.
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Michael Gove has complained that the EU is refusing to negotiate on Brexit simply because they’ve already spent years doing so and actually agreed on a deal with the British Prime Minister.
Apparent US President Donald Trump has launched a passionate defence of Americans’ right to bear arms by invoking the Wolverines, the former high school football team who became an insurgent group of freedom fighters during the Russian occupation in the film Red Dawn.
The teleprompter in the White House Diplomatic Reception Room has been unceremoniously fired for making President Trump speak words he doesn’t really agree with.
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