
EU threatens to expel the UK unless parliament is reopened
The EU has responded to attempts to prorogue and close Parliament by saying the UK will be expelled from the European Union unless it immediately reopens the Commons.
View article >The EU has responded to attempts to prorogue and close Parliament by saying the UK will be expelled from the European Union unless it immediately reopens the Commons.
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