
Parents left frustrated as MP declares he’s ‘so bored’ on first day of five-week prorogation
MP Simon Williams has left his parents exasperated after insisting he is ‘so totally bored’ on the first day of his five-week prorogation.
View article >MP Simon Williams has left his parents exasperated after insisting he is ‘so totally bored’ on the first day of his five-week prorogation.
View article >A man who spunked his son’s inheritance money up the wall on worthless causes has been offered his dream role of Brexit Secretary.
London’s battle-weary weary Emergency Services have been called to Westminster to tackle a mountain of smouldering A4-sized documents marked: “N-D Brexit Impact Assessment: confidential”.
Both Labour and the Conservatives have railed against the Liberal Democrats in the wake of several high profile defections and some explosive revelations in the Sunday papers that the centrist party did not viciously attack its own members at the slightest hint of dissent.
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