Boris Johnson accidentally tells the truth
There was some shock and bemusement in Westminster after Prime Minister Boris Johnson appeared to get caught accidentally telling the truth.
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National Crime Agency confirms Arron Banks didn’t act illegally but ‘is still a bit of a bell-end’
The National Crime Agency has confirmed that Leave.EU and its founder, Arron Banks, will not be investigated further, and not just because they are tired of looking at the odious little prick.
Britons stranded abroad by Thomas Cook collapse reminded ‘we survived Dunkirk’
Butthurt Britons stranded in foreign lands by the collapse of Thomas Cook have been told by Brexit voters that if we can rescue an entire army from Dunkirk, this ought to be a piece of piss.
Immigration Office ask Thomas Cook for advice on how to keep hundreds of thousands of people out of the country
The UK’s Immigration Office has asked failed travel operator Thomas Cook to advise them on how to keep hundreds of thousands of people from entering Britain.
