Boris Johnson actually three kids in a trench-coat
The entity known as Boris Johnson is actually three children stacked on top of each other.
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Another defeat for Boris as his proposal to order a curry for dinner loses out to vegetarian fajitas
The Prime Minister suffered yet another setback last night as his bid for a takeaway from the Peshawar Palace did not pass and Carrie Symonds won the day with her motion to cook up some fajitas as she wanted to empty the fridge of vegetables before the weekend shop.
UK the only remaining EU member after other nations save time by agreeing to form breakaway ‘European Alliance’
The remaining 27 nations of the European Union have agreed to ‘leave Britain to it’ in the EU and form a new, different alliance, it has been announced.
UK voters increasingly desperate for climate change hurry up and put them out of their misery
British Leavers and Remainers alike are investing in wood burners, 4×4 vehicles and long-haul flights, to try and hasten the environmental Armageddon, and settle Brexit once and for all.
