NASA fires satellite at British government in attempt to change its course
NASA is trying to save lives by changing the direction of the UK government.
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Football commentators downgrade gilt-edged opportunities
Football commentators have taken the step of downgrading one of their go-to cliches, in a move that will send shock waves through lexicon markets around the world.
Larry the cat accused of being part of Anti-Growth Coalition after shitting in Liz Truss’ slippers
Although traditionally an apolitical figure, the resident feline at Number 10 Downing Street has found himself lambasted by Tory ministers as being part of the “anti-growth coalition” following an incident where he defecated in the PMs favourite pair of Ugg Scuffetes.
Police warn of growing two-year backlog due to processing crimes of senior Tory MPs
As the Liberal democrats accuse Kwami Kwarteng of breaching ministerial code by attending a champagne reception with financiers -immediately- before trashing the economy and making financiers staggeringly rich, Metropolitan police warn that they’re already two Prime Ministers behind on investigating serious abuses of power.
