Television viewers were left disgusted last night as contestants on hit TV show I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, were fed government lies in a vile bushtucker trial.
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Boris Johnson has pledged to ensure that 50,000 nurses will be issued with new raunchy uniforms to enable them to fulfil their only real job of attracting collective ‘phwoars’ throughout UK hospitals, it has emerged.
In a highly unusual move, Channel 4 has decided to screen a dramatised version of the Conservative Party manifesto in the form of The Handmaid’s Tale.
Life under a continued Conservative government is going to jolly fun for everyone, Boris Johnson has pledged.
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