Warm-hearted Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, will solve the NHS beds crisis by funding extra fifty-thousand comfy mounds of coats for kids suffering from life-threatening illnesses this winter.
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People around the globe have lost all appetite after being given the mental image of Donald Trump struggling to flush down blobs of greasy shit that only a McDonalds-heavy diet can produce.
The Tories who laughed off the concerns of ‘Project Fear’ in the 2016 EU Referendum are now happy to attempt terrifying a nation with visions of a nightmare dystopian future that Jeremy Corbyn will apparently bring.
The BBC has, once again, found itself facing accusations of bias after the ‘Oh Jeremy Corbyn’ song was used on Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday evening.
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