”A Christmas Carol’ is ghastly modern tosh’ insists Jacob Rees-Mogg
Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has denounced the Dickens classic as vapid postmodernist claptrap.
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Momentum warns against returning to Blairite ideas such as winning elections
The left-wing advocacy group Momentum has urged Labour members not to be seduced by leadership candidates they suspect of wanting to bring back Blairism and its controversial methods of being popular, crushing the Tories at the ballot box and ruling for over a decade.
Government reassures nation that placating bigoted cretins is still the key driver of UK’s post-Brexit immigration policy
Amid rumours of a softening on the government’s immigration targets, the Home Office has moved to reassure the public that, whatever the final numbers, the nation’s immigration policy will still be run with the sole aim of soothing the ridiculous fears of pig-ignorant angry tabloid readers.
Boris tells Northern Ireland not to worry because he will replace ‘Good Friday Agreement’ with ‘Great Friday Agreement’
Chief Fool of the UK, Boris Johnson, has assuaged Northern Ireland’s concerns about the possible end of the Good Friday Agreement by saying the Tories will replace it with a Great Friday Agreement instead.
