Boris unveils 100-day plan for cock-ups and scandals
Boris Johnson has revealed details of how he plans to fuck things up even further if the Tories win a majority next week.
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Boris Johnson agrees to be interviewed by his Dad
Following Andrew Neil’s challenge to Boris Johnson to face the scrutiny of a detailed interview, the Prime Minister has responded by agreeing to be interviewed by his Dad.
“We are the only party who can deliver Brexit” insists the only party that has failed to
“We are the only party that can deliver Brexit,” claimed Boris Johnson in a press conference today, “And to be honest, you’ve got to admire the sheer brass balls of me saying that, since we are in fact the only party that has failed to deliver Brexit.”
Philip Schofield mistakes Boris Johnson for Gordon the Gopher
Philip Schofield was left understandably confused this morning after interviewing a ‘fluffy, blond’ critter that communicates in incomprehensible gibberish and likes a couple of fingers up its arse.
