Prince Harry granted custody of Sussex at weekends
The queen has agreed to allow Prince Harry to use Sussex at weekends and bank holidays after a tense meeting this afternoon.
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Mark Francois to celebrate Britain’s withdrawal from the EU by ringing Big Ben with his cock
After it was decided that Big Ben wouldn’t be rung on 31st January to mark Brexit, Mr Francois is understood to be planning to take matters – and his penis – into his own hands.
Queen consults EU for tips on how to make it difficult for people to leave your organisation
Reeling from the news that Harry and Meghan want to step away from the Royal Family Her Majesty has approached the EU for advice on how to make leaving as difficult as possible.
Rogue state with despotic leader and alleged nuclear capabilities convinced Iran won’t retaliate further
A rogue state with alleged nuclear capabilities and a crazed despot for a leader appears to believe Iran won’t retaliate further after killing a military general in a drone strike.
