Union Flag thoroughly embarrassed by Nigel Farage
The UK’s national flag has said it feels nothing but shame at the way it was handled by Nigel Farage and his hateful band of small-minded Brexit Party MEPs.
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Labour Party report blames pixies and faeries for election loss
A new Labour report into the last election has laid the blame for the devastating defeat on pixies and faeries. The faeries and pixies, according to the report, cast mischievous spells on the electorate and made them vote against Jeremy Corbyn. “Antisemitism? Corbyn’s incompetence? An unbelievable manifesto? The public’s unwillingness to drag the country too
‘Got Brexit Done’ tea towels also perfect for mopping up those Remoaner tears, confirms government
A tea towel released to celebrate the Brexit victory on Friday will be perfect for whingeing remoaners to use to mop up their tears, the Conservatives have today confirmed.
Couple name baby ‘Brexit’ to celebrate leaving EU
A couple from South Wales have named their newborn son Brexit to mark the UK’s glorious escape from the clutches of the European Union.
