
Britain already 36% more British since leaving the EU
Early indications are that Brexit has been a success with reports suggesting that Britain has already become 36% more British since leaving the EU last night.
View article >Early indications are that Brexit has been a success with reports suggesting that Britain has already become 36% more British since leaving the EU last night.
View article >The fact that Britain didn’t fall into the sea last night is being held up as some kind of vindication of Brexit today.
Popular and respected MP Mark Francois is to change his name to ‘something less European’ to celebrate Brexit, he has confirmed.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson will spend the whole of the 31st January wanking furiously and incessantly into a commemorative Got Brexit Done tea towel, press aides have confirmed today.
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