Everyone suddenly an expert on Iran
Absolutely everyone is suddenly an expert on Iranian and Middle-Eastern politics, it has emerged today.
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Rail fares rise by another 3% because public believed Jeremy Corbyn was in Hezbollah
The British public has greeted the annual rail fare hike with jubilation, as it confirms the network is definitely not being run by a former member of Hezbollah’s political wing.
White House delighted to announce which pointless unwinnable war will define the coming decade
The Trump administration has told fans that the clusterfuck of the next decade will be a long, drawn-out war with Iran that will ultimately prove disastrous and inevitably spawn vicious terrorist groups that make ISIS look like girl scouts.
Fortune telling fish out of a cracker now front-runner in Labour leadership race
A thin plastic fortune-telling fish out of a cracker has taken a dramatic lead in the race to replace Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader, it has emerged.
