UK to grant 5G construction contract to ISIS
The UK has announced that leading terrorist scumbags ISIS will be part of the team of companies who will build the UK’s 5G network.
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Enterprising young vicar offers to ring parish church bells for Brexit for the bargain price of fifty-grand
Following the confirmed failure of the fundraiser to ring Big Ben for Brexit for £500,000, an Anglican priest has offered to use the bells of his church to mark the event for the low, low price of fifty thousand pounds.
Think tank calls for ban on ‘office chat’ about economics and trade for being ‘exclusionary to Brexiters’
Workplace banter about the gritty reality of life outside a major trading bloc should be curtailed on the basis that it’s exclusionary, according to a management body.
Brexit Party’s official line on Coronavirus is ‘rubber up and don’t order mussels’
Patriotic Britons have nothing to fear from the Coronavirus unless they go barebacking a “Chinaman”, according to advice issued this morning by Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party.
