Matt Hancock hails huge increase in available care home places under Tories
Matt Hancock has proudly announced that there is currently more capacity in care homes than there has been in a generation.
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North Korean doctors don’t dare tell Kim Jong-un he’s dead
Medical staff at North Korea’s only hospital are avoiding telling the Beloved Dictator that he has been dead for almost three days, according to reports this morning.
Boris Johnson ends lockdown with immediate effect after first full night spent with screaming baby
Boris Johnson has dramatically ended all current lockdown rules with immediate effect this morning, after spending almost a full twenty-four hours stuck inside his home with his wife and a new screaming baby.
Boris and Carrie name baby ‘Brexit Johnson’
The Prime Minister and his latest squeeze have named their newborn son Brexit to mark the UK’s glorious escape from the clutches of the European Union.
