Downing Street has tried to bring some much-needed levity to an anxious nation by creating a fun video that portrays a topsy-turvy world where a notoriously lazy politician decides to read briefing papers instead of just getting drunk and wanking all afternoon.
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Boris Johnson has written a letter about the Covid-19 crisis, copies of which will be sent to every household in the country, and despite self-isolating for the disease himself the PM is pitching in by personally licking shut thousands of envelopes.
Despite being self-isolated after showing symptoms of coronavirus, Dominic Cummings has issued a stark warning to government workers that he is everywhere at all times, regardless of his physical location.
By writing to everyone in the country the Prime Minister is reaching out to his various offspring in a way he never has before.
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