Chris Grayling orders 400,000 turkeys for the NHS
The government is regretting asking disaster-prone former Minister Chris Grayling to procure PPE for frontline medical staff after 400,000 turkeys were delivered to the NHS.
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Matt Hancock urges NHS staff to just hold their breath amid face mask shortages
The Health Secretary has thought of a brilliant solution to the PPE crisis – doctors and nurses can simply hold their breath when dealing with patients.
Government hits back against Coronavirus criticism by publishing pictures of Boris holding fish, driving fork-lift
Faced with increasing criticism of their handling of the Coronavirus crisis, the Government has fought back in the only way it knows how – by publishing pictures of Boris Johnson holding a fish, Boris Johnson on a fork-lift truck, and Boris Johnson pulling a pint in a pub.
Coronavirus showrunner wants to recast Boris Johnson
The man in charge of Coronavirus has realised that the lead character of Boris Johnson has been hopelessly miscast.
