Politics

Nigel Farage does as he’s told like a good chap

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Establishment toady and Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has today done as he was told to like a good chap because he knows his place.

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Nigel Farage demonstrates fabled Brexiter negotiating skills by giving Tories everything they want for nothing in return

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Nigel Farage has once against demonstrated why Brexiters should be allowed to negotiate our future relationship with the world after giving Boris Johnson’s Tories everything they want in return for absolutely nothing.

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Lib Dems pledge to give everyone clean pyjamas on Christmas Eve

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In an election development which can only be described as ‘game-changing’, the Liberal Democrats have promised every British citizen a nice clean pair of Christmas Eve PJs.

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Warmaster Horus positions himself as ‘anti-establishment’ candidate in forthcoming elections

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Warmaster Horus has pledged to break up the ‘cosy Terran consensus’ in the forthcoming general election, according to reports today.

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BBC criticised for using archive footage of Winston Churchill laying wreath at Cenotaph instead of Boris Johnson

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The BBC is facing further criticism today over suspicions that it inserted footage of Winston Churchill laying a wreath on the Cenotaph, instead of scruffy-looking prime minister Boris Johnson.

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Disrespectful farmer puts poppies in field

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A disrespectful farmer has been slammed for having poppies in one of his fields on Remembrance Sunday.

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Barry Gardiner still talking on last night’s Question Time

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Shadow something-or-other Barry Gardiner is still delivering an interminably long response to a question on last night’s edition of Question Time, it has emerged.

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Scots delighted at imminent prospect of independence after Boris Johnson categorically rules it out

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After Boris Johnson gave a cast-iron guarantee that there will not be a second referendum on Scottish Independence, many Scottish nationalists have finally begun to believe they are on the verge of independence.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg heads to Yorkshire to tell everyone to use common sense and evacuate immediately

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Jacob Rees-Mogg has headed to Yorkshire to deliver his own special brand of emergency advice, by telling anyone with a puddle outside their house to leave it immediately.

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Monster Raving Loony Party’s spending pledges are the only ones that are not complete bullshit, says Institute for Fiscal Studies

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As Labour and the Conservatives entered a spending commitments bidding war, the IFS has reviewed the budget promises of each party and concluded that the only reasonable plan was the one created by attention-seeking fat men with ridiculous facial hair.

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