Politics

Man tweeting #AllLivesMatter also advocates risking vulnerable people dying from Covid-19 to get economy going again

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A man who is busy Tweeting #AllLivesMatter whenever he sees the #BlackLivesMatter hashtag was busy last week insisting we need to reopen the economy even if it means risking the lives of the more vulnerable in our society.

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Ban on having sex with people from other households suggested by Carrie Symonds when Boris wasn’t looking

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New lockdown guidance which came into force yesterday and restricts individuals from different households sleeping together was suggested by the Prime Minister’s fiancée, it has emerged.

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Donald Trump vows to end riots over killing of unarmed black man, by having the military to shoot at unarmed black men

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Donald Trump has vowed to bring an end to large scale protests and rioting across America over the police killing of an unarmed black man, by bringing in heavily armed military to shoot at unarmed black men.

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US police under fire after being accused of cultural appropriation of Hong Kong police

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Police departments across the United States have come under heavy criticism tonight after several law enforcement agencies were accused of culturally appropriating the Hong Kong Police in their brutal handling of the on-going George Floyd protests.

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Donald Trump declares Girl Scouts a terrorist organisation

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President Trump has decided that the bunch of do-gooders who call themselves the Girl Scouts are in fact, dangerous domestic terrorists.

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Government coronavirus strategy enters the ‘Hope it all sorts itself out’ phase

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The Government strategy for managing coronavirus has now officially moved from the ‘Lockdown’ phase into the ‘Hope it all sorts itself out’ phase.

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Government facing record debts asks pension recipients to ignore those pesky doctors and just go mingle

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The government has asked the 2 million people it had previously deemed extremely vulnerable to COVID 19 to do their bit in helping the nation’s finances by leaving confinement because they’ve had a good innings but, you know, money’s tight at the moment.

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Donald Trump bans Indiana Jones franchise after learning of its anti-fascist themes

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President Donald Trump has moved to ban the Indiana Jones franchise from all American streaming services after being told the main protagonist is well-known for anti-fascist violence.

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Hollywood celebrities already working on terrible cover of ‘Killing In The Name’

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Gal Gadot and her celebrity friends are working on a follow-up to their immensely popular cover of ‘Imagine’, it has emerged.

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‘Surely those 38,000 people have to take some share of the blame for the death figures’ explains Matt Hancock

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Health Secretary Matt Hancock has spoken about the latest figures of confirmed deaths from Coronavirus in the country, and responded to accusations that Government incompetence is to blame for one of the world’s highest death rates.

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