Politics

“I’m not going anywhere,” insists Jeremy Corbyn entirely accurately

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Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has correctly observed that he’s not going anywhere.

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“Don’t you f*cking dare” Hillary Clinton told

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Hillary Clinton has been told not to announce a new Presidential run in 2020 by absolutely everybody.

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Queen to relocate Buckingham Palace to Frankfurt

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In a press conference this morning, a spokesperson for the Royal Household announced that Buckingham Palace will be moving to Frankfurt.

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Leak reveals Independent Group is being funded by one Charles Montgomery Burns

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The source of funding for the Independent Group has finally been revealed.

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Brexit has nothing to do with Brexit, insist Brexiters

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Several prominent Leave supporters have taken to the media to refute the idea that the process of leaving the European Union was caused by Brexit, instead blaming global trends, EU intransigence and media bias.

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Tory disappointment at news Chris Grayling has no plans to split from party and stand as independent

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There was widespread disappointment inside the Tory party last might after the revelation that Chris Grayling has no immediate plans to quit the party and stand as an independent.

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The Independent Group promises to be a broad church welcoming of all tinges

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The Independent Group made up of the seven MPs who left the Labour party this morning has insisted it is welcoming of all tinges.

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’16-year-olds are too easily manipulated to be allowed the vote’, says man who believes Daily Mail headlines

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A man who believes pretty much everything he reads on the Internet – including that Britain is a Sharia state, Brexit is about avoiding EU tax evasion laws, and judges upholding the written law are traitors – also believes that teenagers are far to easily duped to be allowed to vote, he has confirmed.

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‘Well, this is all rather lovely’ says Theresa May watching the news

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Theresa May has sat back in her chair at number 10 Downing Street to enjoy a nice cup of tea and the sight of the Labour party tearing itself to shreds.

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Jeremy Corbyn supporters celebrate emergence of new thing to blame for his lack of success

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Supporters of Jeremy Corbyn were jubilant this morning as they are now able to blame the party’s lack of success on a small number of MPs who have quit the party.

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