Politics

Government to help working parents’ take on more hours’ by increasing number of hours in a day to thirty

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The government has vowed to help working parents to take on more hours at work it is revealed today by increasing the number of hours in a day to thirty from next week. 

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Just get better-paid jobs, explains Tory minister to struggling families who had never considered such a radical move

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People struggling with the cost of living crisis should just move to a job that pays better wages, according to safeguarding minister and wise economic sage Rachel Maclean.

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“I just spent the whole time eating cheese” – Boris finally explains why his Brexit deal is so bad

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Boris Johnson, Prime Minister and serial law-breaker, has finally admitted exactly why the so-called ‘oven-ready’ Brexit deal he agreed to was so bad.

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“Well done Ukraine for winning Chucklevision” says Boris

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Ukraine has won Eurovision.

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‘Working from home doesn’t work’, insists man facing gruelling 25-second commute to his office

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Boris Johnson has insisted that working from home doesn’t work, and that if he can spend 30 seconds getting to the office every day, then you should be happy spending three hours on trains to do the same. As the Tories come under increasing pressure from wealthy donors with significant investments in commercial property portfolios […]

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Nation grimly waits for Michael Gove’s Jamaican accent

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Geppetto’s worst mistake, nose candy enthusiast and Secretary of State Michael Gove has taken the bold step of undertaking a 1970s seaside comedy routine to distract from the Government’s many, many failings.

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Tories set ambitious target to level up two or even three people by 2030

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The Government has set an ambitious levelling-up target that could see as many as two or possibly even three people fully levelled up by 2030.

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Boris Johnson finally admits his oven-ready Brexit deal might have given everyone the terrible shits

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Boris Johnson has finally admitted that his oven-ready Brexit deal was riddled with the sort of awful parasitic bugs that will keep most people glued to a toilet for the best part of a year.

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Man who insisted ‘We did all we could’ now living in house with most lockdown fines in the whole of the UK

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A man who insisted that ‘we did all we could’ during the Covid pandemic resides in the house which now has the most fines for breaking Covid rules in the whole of the UK. Boris Johnson, who has also been fined himself for breaking Covid lockdown laws whilst ‘doing all he could’ has now had […]

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Sadiq Khan returns from fact-finding trip to US cannabis farm all relaxed and a little bit giggly

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The Mayor of London has today returned from a trip to a cannabis dispensary grinning like a Cheshire cat, it has emerged.

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