ERG leader Jacob Rees-Mogg has vowed to fight Theresa May ‘to the last,’ even if it means taking a small, trusted band of Brexit shitheads to the hills and waging an all-out guerrilla war.
Tory backbencher and Brexit poster-ghost Jacob Rees-Mogg is this evening licking his wounds after he failed to make an old lady homeless and jobless in time for Christmas.
Jacob Rees-Mogg is to release a rap track about the problems he faces being a wealthy chap from a good school who somehow failed to get his own way due to a woman.
Theresa May will do battle with a midget riding a hulking oaf – or Michael Gove and Boris Johnson as they’re better known – at 6pm this evening, we can confirm.
