Politics

Jacob Rees-Mogg to take to the hills and wage pro-Brexit guerrilla campaign

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ERG leader Jacob Rees-Mogg has vowed to fight Theresa May ‘to the last,’ even if it means taking a small, trusted band of Brexit shitheads to the hills and waging an all-out guerrilla war.

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“63% of the vote is not a big enough majority” insist irony-free Brexiters

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The Brexiters in Parliament are tonight suggesting Theresa May should still resign, despite winning a confidence vote by nearly two to one.

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Dismay for Jacob Rees-Mogg as he fails to make old lady homeless and unemployed for Christmas

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Tory backbencher and Brexit poster-ghost Jacob Rees-Mogg is this evening licking his wounds after he failed to make an old lady homeless and jobless in time for Christmas.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg to release ‘I got 48 letters but the bitch ain’t gone’

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Jacob Rees-Mogg is to release a rap track about the problems he faces being a wealthy chap from a good school who somehow failed to get his own way due to a woman.

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Everyone gets a set of knives in Conservative Secret Santa

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Absolutely everyone has received a set of knives in this year’s Conservative Party Secret Santa.

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First challenger to Theresa May’s leadership is Lady Incognito

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The first candidate to replace Theresa May has been announced.

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Everybody almost-but-not-quite feeling sorry for Theresa May

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Britain is right on the brink of feeling sympathy for Theresa May but definitely isn’t actually going to have said feeling.

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Theresa May cancels this evening’s vote of confidence in her leadership

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Theresa May has announced that she will be cancelling this evening’s vote of confidence in her leadership.

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Latest exciting edition of Tory Thunderdome called for tonight

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Theresa May will do battle with a midget riding a hulking oaf – or Michael Gove and Boris Johnson as they’re better known – at 6pm this evening, we can confirm.

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Tory Brexiters demand new leadership vote insisting ‘the will of the MPs’ has changed since 2016

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Tory Brexiters have insisted on a re-run of the 2016 leadership election because they don’t like the way the first vote turned out.

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