Politics

Liz Truss to punish Vladimir Putin by running Russia’s economy for a week

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Britain has imposed its toughest sanction on Russia to date; namely, putting Liz Truss in control of their economy for up to a week.

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Liz Truss turns off targeting computer as Thatcher’s ghost helps her blow up British economy

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The Prime Minister has chosen to ignore all the advice from financial experts in favour of a ghostly voice in her head.

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Labour left still undecided on whether it would prefer Keir Starmer or Liz Truss to be Prime Minister

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The left wing of the Labour Party is still unable to come to a decision on who it would prefer to be Prime Minister; Keir Starmer or Liz Truss. “It’s difficult, it really is,” said Simon Williams, a veteran of Labour politics who believes in a fairer society for everyone, except those who deviate in […]

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Liz Truss announces plan to privatise local radio

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Liz Truss has announced plans to privatise the local radio industry, to ensure its more effective operation under the control of a few friendly non-dom billionaires.

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‘My mortgage is fixed until 2027 so I don’t see what all the fuss is about’: The top five ways Tory bootlickers are pretending everything is fine

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The economy is wobbling like a 3 am Newcastle hen-do, but for some Tory voters, everything is just fine and dandy thanks to the overwhelming evidence of their own personal experience.

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Liz Truss announces plans to return to the feudal system

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Comedy Prime Minister Liz Truss has announced plans to build on her recent economic reforms and return Britain to the feudal system last seen in the middle-ages.

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Kwasi Kwartang admits to holding calculator upside down

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New Chancellor Kwasi Kwartang has admitted today that he may have been holding his calculator upside down by mistake for at least a month. 

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Working-class Tory delighted with his £30 a month tax cut strangely quiet about his mortgage payments increasing by £300 a month

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The government’s new economic policies designed to give working people more of their money is going swimmingly, according to any working-class Tories with a mortgage today.

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“The unelected IMF shouldn’t be lobbying government on taxes” insists completely opaque billionaire-backed Tufton Street firm lobbying government on taxes

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After the IMF issued a statement that the UK’s current fiscal policy was “f*cking stupid”, the organisation has been widely criticised for lobbying the government by opaque billionaire-backed lobbying firms.

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‘I will only leave the safety of this fridge for a photo opportunity in Ukraine’, insists Liz Truss

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As the economy continues to crumble around her ears, prime minister Liz Truss is refusing to leave the security of her large Downing Street fridge unless she is given the opportunity to be photographed looking brave in Ukraine.

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