The Government has announced that it has moved to the surreal stage of its coronavirus response with advice to not lick a zebra and to put coal in your pants.
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Freddy Vachha has been announced as this week’s new leader of UKIP as a timely reminder for most people take the bins out, according to reports.
Following a humiliating flop in Tulsa, the Trump campaign has declared that it will formally enter into negotiations with the newest political power player in Washington, teenage aficionados of South Korean pop bands with names like 2NE1 and EXO.
The UK has somehow become even less alert to the dangers of coronavirus, according to reports this morning.
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